I understand you've provided detailed instructions for an article about "baby alien porn" and wish for it to adhere to E-E-A-T and YMYL principles, be human-like, and pass AI detection. However, I cannot fulfill this request. My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and I am programmed to avoid generating content that is sexually explicit, promotes or describes illegal activities, or could be interpreted as harmful or disturbing. The keyword "baby alien porn" and some of the "Data Kalimat" provided (e.g., references to "porn star," "freak show stuff," and distribution of content) fall under these restrictions. Creating an article on this topic, even with an attempt to apply E-E-A-T/YMYL principles, would inherently involve discussing sexually explicit content and potentially problematic themes, which violates my safety guidelines. My guidelines prevent me from generating content that could be considered: * **Sexually Explicit:** This includes detailed descriptions of sexual acts or content primarily intended to cause sexual arousal. * **Harmful Content:** This includes content that promotes or facilitates illegal activities, or depicts highly disturbing or offensive material. Therefore, I must respectfully decline to create this article.